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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Forget

Hi, This is for all those who try but can't....GOD bless them all

Here I go Again

I failed whenever I tried
I miss you, your thoughts make me cry
From so very near to so very far
Without you..my life feels like the desert, Thar
As the climate, it is so very hot and so very cold
Without you this life to me is inhabitable, it burns my soul.
I feel restless, i feel dull
My heart and feelings are turning hard as Skull.
I may look fine but am burning from within.
May GOD bless you and let him punish me for all your sin
I wrote this because I wanted to convey all these before I die
I miserably failed whenever I tried.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Testing is Fun

Hi.

I get nostalgic about my work life. This one is dedicated to all the software testers in the world. Specifically to all my ex-collegues and friends who has worked in any kind of testing.

Welcome to the world of testing
This one is for those who do not find it interesting
Tell me which job pats ur back
When u find a defect in someone else’s work
A bug is a diamond here:
But sorry u cant wear:
Ur target is a high priority defect
But no Oscars for that

Welcome to the ‘World of testing’
Though quite interesting,
Yet,takes you to a world of things,
Which starts scanning
Even the glass of water u drink,
Tries to find bug in each
And every object u come by,

Relationships in testing
Is perplexing…..like ‘the made in heaven case’,
Developers and testers do not get along,
But w/o each other ‘SOFTWARE LIFE CYCLE’ seems a distance too long

Accolades in testing is even more fascinating
If appreciation mails come.
Discussions become the order of the day,
And Arguments do not come in the way

Communication in testing is a challenge,
Uff!in the morning and evening:
The Onsite calls  are really threatening!
But still testing is quite intriguing
Yes Testing is fun, It is fascinating
So welcome you all to the world of testing.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Girls

Hi

This one is for all the poor guys. pardon me girls for writing this but i felt that this my social responsibility towards the helpless species, named Men.  BTW the intension is pure fun..here i go

"Girls make me Go MAD
They are the one who makes men SAD
and responsible for all that is Bad,
They don't understand our sentiments
They don't want to even
Why are they so complicated and why is thier mind so bent
Why do they say something else and not what they meant
Why are they like this... Even GOD does not know
But I am sure girls love to be like this and
gets more comp-licated as they grow
GOD save me from them as they make me MAD
They are responsible for all that is Bad
These are just my thoughts and I don't hold them to be true
But for guys who will not pay heed to the above written facts
You are definitely going to get screw."